English · Lionel GilesYang Chu had a friend called Chi Liang, who fell ill. In seven days’ time his illness had become very grave; medical aid was summoned, and his sons stood weeping round his bed. Chi Liang said to Yang Chu: “Such excess of emotion shows my children to be degenerate. Will you kindly sing them something which will enlighten their minds?” Yang Chu then chanted the following words:
“How should men possess the knowledge which God Himself has not? Over his destiny man has no control, and can look for no help from God. You and I know this for truth, but our knowledge is not shared by sorcerers and quacks.”
The sons, however, did not understand, and finally called in three physicians, Dr. Chiao, Dr. Yii and Dr. Lu. They all diagnosed his complaint; and Dr. Chiao delivered his opinion first: “The hot and cold elements of your body,” he said to Chi Liang, “are not in harmonious accord, and the impermeable and infundibular parts are mutually disproportionate. The origin of your malady is traceable to dis ordered appetites, and to the dissipation of your vital essence through worry and care. Neither God nor devil is to blame. Although the illness is grave, it is amenable to treatment.” Chi Liang said: “You are only one of the common ruck,” and speedily got rid of him. Then Dr Yii came forward and said: “You were born with too little nervous force, and were too freely fed with mother’s milk. Your illness is not one that has developed in a matter of twenty-four hours; the causes which have led up to it are of gradual growth. It is incurable.” Chi Liang replied: “You are a good doctor,” and told them to give him some food. Lastly, Dr. Lu said: “Your illness is attributable neither to God, nor to man, nor to the agency of spirits. It was already fore-ordained in the mind of Provi dence when you were endowed with this bodily form at birth. What possible good can herbs and drugs do you?” “You are a heaven-born physician indeed!” cried Chi Liang; and he sent him away laden with presents.
Not long after, his illness disappeared of itself.
Duke Ching of Ch‘i was travelling across the northern flank of the Ox-mountain in the direction of the capital. Gazing at the view before him, he burst into a flood of tears, exclaiming: “What a lovely scene! How verdant and luxuriantly wooded! To think that some day I must die and leave my kingdom, passing away like running water! If only there were no such thing as death, nothing should induce me to stir from this spot.” Two of the Ministers in attend ance on the Duke, taking their cue from him, also began to weep, saying: “We, who are dependent on your Highness’s bounty, whose food is of an inferior sort, who have to ride on unbroken horses or in jolting carts—even we do not want to die. How much less our sovereign liege!”
Yen Tzŭ, meanwhile, was standing by, with a broad smile on his face. The Duke wiped away his tears and, looking at him, said: “To-day I am stricken with grief on my journey, and both K‘ung and Chŭ mingle their tears with mine. How is it that you alone can smile?” Yen Tzŭ replied: “If the worthy ruler were to remain in perpetual possession of his realm, Duke T‘ai and Duke Huan would still be exercising their sway. If the bold ruler were to remain in perpetual possession, Duke Chuang and Duke Ling would still be ruling the land. But if all these rulers were now in possession, where would your High- be? Why, standing in the furrowed fields, clad in coir cape and hat! Condemned to a hard life on earth, you would have had no time, I warrant, for brooding over death. Again, how did you yourself come to occupy this throne? By a series of successive reigns and removals, until at last your turn came. And are you alone going to weep and lament over this order of things? That is unmanly. It was the sight of these two objects—an unmanly prince and his fawning attendants—that was affording me food for laughter just now.”
Duke Ching felt much ashamed and, raising his goblet, fined himself and his obsequious courtiers two cups of wine apiece.